New blog to watch: defective yeti
“The Bad Review Revue
Sunkissed: ‘When a movie aspires to be gay pornography but can’t even manage that, well, you know you’ve got a bad movie.’ — Neil Genzlinger, THE NEW YORK TIMES
The Return: ‘Although it’s being advertised as a horror movie, The Return actually invents a new genre: the bore-or movie.’ — Chris Hewitt, St. Paul Pioneer Press
The Santa Clause 3: ‘It boggles the mind that Saddam Hussein and assorted cohorts have finally won their rightful place in the global noose while various and sundry villains associated with this third entry in the Santa Claus franchise of flaccidly feel-good, winter nostrums will no doubt be allowed to walk the Earth with nary a qualm nor backward glance.’ — Marc Savlov, AUSTIN CHRONICLE
A Good Year: ‘A leaden attempt at an upbeat romp from the downcast, feel-bad tag team of actor Russell Crowe and director Ridley Scott, the movie is like hearing a knock-knock joke told by a mortician.’ — Sean Burns, PHILADELPHIA WEEKLY
Deck the Halls: ‘Can be described as whatever is the opposite of a Christmas classic.’ — David Hiltbrand, PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER “
Go to Defective Yeti for more amusing stuff. In addition to some random posts, it appears that he is also reading Moby Dick and posting his assessment of it chapter by chapter. LOL!