I could never get the same kind of coffee twice.

From CNN.com:

Chundering through rooland

SYDNEY, Australia (Reuters) — Summer in Australia wouldn’t be complete without a trip to one of the country’s famed beaches.

Take your togs or cossies, your esky packed with amber fluid and maybe a dog’s eye for a snack. Bend the elbow too much? Stop off for a long black, a short black or a flat white to make sure you don’t end up a few kangaroos (roos) loose in the top paddock.

Translation: Take your swimwear and cooler box full of beer and a meat pie to eat. A bit too much to drink? Have a small or large black espresso coffee or a white coffee to make sure you are fully compos mentis when you get home.

Welcome to the Australian vocabulary.

Beyond the stereotyped “G’day” (hello) of souvenir T-shirts and “Crocodile Dundee” movies, are many words rich in tradition that define the Australian identity and give continuity to the variety of voices and experiences that shaped the country’s history.

As a tourist they are fun to hear, but you’ll need to learn them if you plan to call Down Under home.

Under planned new citizenship tests designed by the government to bind a nation of immigrants to common values, would-be Australians will have to demonstrate they know the meaning of mateship, having a go and dinkum.

Symbolizing the resourceful comradeship at the heart of Australians’ self-image, mateship is a close bond of friendship, having a go means a willingness to try anything, while dinkum means genuine or true.

Assuming you pass the tests and move to Australia, you’ll probably find yourself flat out like a lizard drinking, that’s extremely busy, from the hard yakka or labor of your new job.

If you get time for a beach picnic try not to let the heat and beer make you chunder or vomit in the dunny, that’s toilet.

If one word can perhaps symbolize the development of the Australian vocabulary, it could be chunder.

Legend has it that the word hails from the time of the British ships that transported convicts to the new colony of Australia. It was a 12-month trip on stormy seas — a prescription for sea sickness.

The convicts were housed in bunk-like beds, where they generally ended up when feeling ill. Anyone on the top bunk who was about to vomit would yell “watch out under” to warn inhabitants of the lower bunks of the impending delivery.

As with most Australian slang, the original phrase got shortened over time, and watch out under became chunder — or so the story goes.”

Learn more from the rest of the article HERE.


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