Peace Sucks, Y’all.

I’m thinking about starting up something called, “Patriot Friday.” You know, post a photo or mug shot or article that shows how patriotic we Americans are. Yeah. I think I’ll do that… Unless I forget.

First up: Peace Sucks. I really can’t add to that.

Next: Flat Daddy. Yep. When you’re a real patriot, your family can’t tell if it’s really you or just a surrogate cardboard cutout. Or maybe they just don’t care. Maybe they’ll put Flat Daddy up in their room next to the life-sized cardboard cutout of Ann Coulter. Again – can’t tell the difference, except Flat Daddy isn’t a crazy bitch. (Doesn’t the kid on the right look like he has serious anger issues?)
And, finally… How about a banner for Patriot Friday! What do you think of this? Potential, right?

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One response

  1. Cant Sit Still

    holy moly, Batman

    April 8, 2007 at 10:27 pm

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