Pros & Cons of the Top 20 Democratic Presidential Candidates.

 From Erin: “McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Pros and Cons of the Top 20 Democratic Presidential Candidates. BY JOHN MOE

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Here are my favorites:

6.

DICK CHENEY
IN AN ELABORATE LATEX DISGUISE
THAT TAKES FIVE HOURS TO APPLY

Pro: Trojan horse, my friend. Trojan fucking horse.

Con: Ruse would be so exciting that he would surely drop dead of a massive stroke about a month before Iowa.

and…

17.

THAT ONE GUY WHO
SEEMED REALLY COOL

Pro: Remember? He was a senator or congressman or something? It was a while ago. He seemed super-smart but also normal. I saw him this one time.

Con: Crap, what was his name? Or was it a lady? Do you know who I’m talking about? Crap.”

Follow the link to read them all. Then post your favorite(s) in the comments if you like.

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