Pros & Cons of the Top 20 Democratic Presidential Candidates.
Here are my favorites:
IN AN ELABORATE LATEX DISGUISE
THAT TAKES FIVE HOURS TO APPLY
Pro: Trojan horse, my friend. Trojan fucking horse.
Con: Ruse would be so exciting that he would surely drop dead of a massive stroke about a month before Iowa.
THAT ONE GUY WHO
SEEMED REALLY COOL
Pro: Remember? He was a senator or congressman or something? It was a while ago. He seemed super-smart but also normal. I saw him this one time.
Con: Crap, what was his name? Or was it a lady? Do you know who I’m talking about? Crap.”
Follow the link to read them all. Then post your favorite(s) in the comments if you like.