Amy Winehouse was born to sing.
People who jaywalk with a kid in a stroller piss me off.
If you drive or ride in a convertible for any length of time, wear a cap so your scalp doesn’t get sunburned.
People who don’t drive the way I want them to drive piss me off.
Mmmm… Fried chicken.
People who wait until the light turns green to put on their left turn signal… piss me off.