I vote for the fruity drink option.
“OFFER: hula skirt ensemble
Posted by: “xxx” email@example.com
Wed Aug 8, 2007 4:51 am (PST)
Yes, the classic gag gift from Hawaii- hula skirt, coconut bra, pooka shell necklace. It’s been worn once, and the photos have been burned – don’t ask!
Halloween, costume party, or an excuse to lay around the house with a fruity drink, it can be all yours. Extra points will be given for a response that includes an explanation of what you will do with this little number.
I’m in XXX. Items can be left on the porch if you tell me when you will come. Aloha!”