Everything in the world must be fine…
…if this is breaking news.
“From: BreakingNews@MAIL.CNN.COM [mailto:BreakingNews@MAIL.CNN.COM]
Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2007 2:04 PM
Subject: CNN Breaking News
— President Bush’s daughter, Jenna, is engaged to be married, the White House says.”
Now I remember why I stopped subscribing to CNN alerts.