This would make a good counter for slicing bagels, don’t you think?

Dave told me about this. I told him it must be like a Rorschach, because *I* see a demon with big horns. What does that say about me? Yep. You got it. I bring good booze to parties.

MyFox Tampa Bay | Is it Jesus in that rock?

“Is it Jesus in that rock?

TAMPA – A granite dealer who noticed an unusual image in a rock slab plans to sell it on eBay.The man — who does not want to be identified — says the slab depicts Jesus on the cross, and blue areas at the bottom could be angels praying.

The man says the slab was quarried in Brazil two years ago, and apart from cutting and polishing has not been altered in any way.

The slab will be offered for sale through the eBay store beginning Wednesday.”

Oh! Oh! Oh! Or maybe some unfortunate Ancient was wearing this when he became fossilized in granite:

This, however, is Dave’s take on it:


“Yeah, yeah, I can see that too… it’s just so uncertain, almost as if it’s a rock formation that resulted from millions of years of mineral compression. Weird.”

Dave’s Best Guess


5 responses

  1. jm

    I see a vagina.

    January 16, 2008 at 4:14 pm

  2. Case in point.

    January 16, 2008 at 4:34 pm

  3. Susan

    Still one of my favorite stories from NYT:

    I see the demon, the vagina (with uterus and fallopian tubes), and i also see a sort of crazy goddess with her arms in the air and kookoo electrified hair. Or the vagina/uterus/fallopian tubes…

    January 16, 2008 at 7:11 pm

  4. Yes, that article is good… But THIS is my favorite:

    January 16, 2008 at 11:46 pm

  5. My coworker just said that the dog-butt jesus just proves that everything in the universe is holy.

    No pun intended, believe it or not. LOL!

    January 18, 2008 at 1:49 pm

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