I would have complained until they put a yarmulke on the kangaroo.
“I just got back from a business trip to Orlando. I didn’t have time to do anything fun except on the last day (yesterday) when I went to . . . The Holy Land Experience! http://www.theholylandexperience.com/ I’ll have to share the pictures when I them get developed (Luddite that I am). The highlight, of course, was getting my picture taken with the Holy Lamb of God . . . no, not Jesus. An actual human in a mascot-style lamb costume. With a yarmulke. Because Jesus was Jewish. None of the other animals were wearing yarmulkes. Not even the kangaroo. It was all very weird.”
I promise to do all I can to convince her to let me post her photo with the Lamb of God.