Posts tagged “Slightly Queer

Heh.


It’s all about demographics, baby.

So we’re flipping through the channels during our housecleaning break, and it becomes crystal clear that all the television networks sat down and said, “Okay. Which group of people are we most likely to pull in on Super Bowl Sunday?”

Turner Classic Movies: 31 Days of Oscar – Salute to Hollywood Musicals

Bravo: The Housewives of Orange County

Family: Mrs. Doubtfire

Who needs Logo?


One more for my friend, here, and the same for me.

RA17e0152, originally uploaded by YoyoGrrrl.

I shot the DC9 dance party for Reel Affirmations last night. The band was from Paris, France, and their name is, regrettably, Rock and Roll. In spite of that, we really enjoyed them. Not as much as this guy, though. We learned later that he doesn’t belong to the band; he’s actually just some groupie they’ve picked up along the way. If you look at the other photos from the event, you’ll see that he has embedded himself in their show. (You’ll also see other, more revealing photos of this guy.)


Truce.

Found this at Jenny’s site, Heck’s Kitchen, and had to post it here too. While I still want to see him get kicked out for his hypocrisy, I agree that the arrest itself is an issue that needs to be addressed. I still think that it’s inappropriate to have sex in a public restroom – and I still believe that were it not for hypocrites like Mr. Craig, not as many gays would feel like anonymous bathroom sex is their only option.

Click the headline to read the full op-ed.

Pardon Poor Larry Craig

By FRANK RICH

Published: September 23, 2007

“I DID nothing wrong,” said Larry Craig at the start of his long national nightmare as America’s favorite running, or perhaps sitting, gag. That’s the truth. Justice lovers of all sexual persuasions must rally to save the Idaho senator before he is forced to prematurely evacuate his seat.

Time’s running out. The final reckoning may arrive this week. On Wednesday, a Minnesota court will hear Mr. Craig’s argument to throw out the guilty plea he submitted by mail after being caught in a June sex sting in the Minneapolis airport. If he succeeds, there’s a chance he might rescind his decision to resign from the Senate on Sept. 30. Either way, he should hold tight.Not only did the senator do nothing wrong, but in scandal he has proved the national treasure that he never was in his salad days as a pork-seeking party hack. In the past month he has served as an invaluable human Geiger counter for hypocrisy on the left and right alike. He has been an unexpected boon not just to the nation’s double-entendre comedy industry but to the imploding Republican Party. Gays, not all of them closeted, may be among the last minority groups with some representation in the increasingly monochromatic G.O.P. If it is to muster even a rainbow-lite coalition for 2008, it could use Larry Craig in the trenches.

On the legal front, Mr. Craig is not without his semi-spirited defenders, an eclectic group including Arlen Specter, the A.C.L.U., The Washington Post’s editorial page and scattered Democrats. While there’s widespread agreement that Mr. Craig was an idiot not to consult a lawyer before entering a guilty plea (for disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor carrying a $575 fine), idiocy is no more a federal offense than hypocrisy, especially in Washington.

What Mr. Craig did in that men’s room isn’t an offense either. He didn’t have sex in a public place. He didn’t expose himself. His toe tapping, hand signals and “wide stance” were at most a form of flirtation. As George Will has rightly argued, if deviancy can be defined down to “signaling an interest in sex,” then deviancy is what “goes on in 10,000 bars every Saturday night in our country.” It’s free speech even if the toes and fingers do the talking.

The Minnesota sting operation may well be unconstitutional, as the A.C.L.U. says. Yet gay civil rights organizations, eager to see a family-values phony like Mr. Craig brought down, have been often muted or silent on this point. They stood idly by while Republicans gathered their lynching party, thereby short-circuiting public debate about the legitimacy of the brand of police entrapment that took place in Minnesota. Surely that airport could have hired a uniformed guard to police a public restroom rather than train a cop to enact a punitive “Cage aux Folles” pantomime.

A rare gay activist to stand up forthrightly for Mr. Craig is Franklin Kameny, whom the Smithsonian Institution recently honored with an exhibition documenting his lonely Washington protests for gay civil rights in the pre-Stonewall 1960s. When I spoke to him last week, the 82-year-old Mr. Kameny said that many Americans don’t seem to know how much the law has changed in recent years. Though he’s no admirer of Mr. Craig, whom he describes as “a self-deluding hypocritical homophobic bigot,” he publicly made the case for the senator’s innocence in a letter to the conservative Web site WorldNetDaily.com.

“Fair is fair,” Mr. Kameny wrote. Mr. Craig, guilty of no public sex act, “was the victim of a false arrest and a malfeasant prosecution.” Even had he invited the police officer to a hotel room, there still would have been no crime. The last American laws criminalizing gay sex between consenting adults were thrown out by the Supreme Court in 2003.

The hypocrisy in some quarters of the left about the Craig case is arguably outstripped by that on the right, heaven knows. It has been priceless to watch conservative politicians and bloggers defend their condemnation of Mr. Craig in contrast to the wide stance of tolerance they’ve taken toward David Vitter, the inimitable senator from the Big Easy.

On the same day Mr. Vitter was deploring MoveOn.org at the Petraeus-Crocker hearings two weeks ago, a (female) prostitute was holding a California press conference with Larry Flynt about her alleged participation in the unspecified sins to which the senator has publicly confessed. “He was a very clean man,” she helpfully explained to The Times-Picayune of New Orleans. “He came in, took a shower, did his business and would leave.”

Mr. Vitter, a shrill defender of marriage, still has the support of the G.O.P. hierarchy. Many believe that the Senate minority leader, Mitch McConnell, and his posse tried to Imus Mr. Craig and send him packing in a single week because Idaho has a Republican governor (nicknamed “Butch,” no less) who would appoint a Republican successor. (The governor of Louisiana is a Democrat.) Others argue simply that Republican leaders are homophobes who practice a double standard for heterosexual offenders. But the reality is more complicated.”


Is it me, or….

…are you also wondering how the judge knows that about the jury? ;)

(Perhaps they met in the bathroom, she said unashamedly.)

“—–Original Message—–
From: BreakingNews@MAIL.CNN.COM [mailto:BreakingNews@MAIL.CNN.COM]
Sent: Tuesday, September 18, 2007 4:47 PM
To: TEXTBREAKINGNEWS@CNNIMAIL12.CNN.COM
Subject: CNN Breaking News


— The jury in the Phil Spector murder trial is hung, judge says.”


He’s back! He’s back!

Roll Call Newspaper Online || Index

“Craig Voices Doubts on Exit

Sen. Larry Craig (R) opened the possibility of reversing his stated intention to resign from the Senate on Sept. 30 in a voice mail message obtained by Roll Call that the Idaho conservative inadvertently left at a wrong number.

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Listen to Sen. Craig’s voice mail here.

I’m guilty.

No I’m not!

I’m not gay!

I’m resigning.

No I’m not!

Larry? Thank you.


The Great Craig Crash of 8/31/07.

I should have known it would be short-lived. I mean, how could it stay so high? It was ridiculous, right? But I was starry-eyed from all the hits… the stats going through the roof… for TWO WHOLE DAYS. Then, the Crash.

Larry Craig Boom

Damn you, Larry Craig. Damn you.


They manipulated your patriotism, your morals, and your faith…

Gotta feel pretty stupid if you voted for them based on those things, huh?

Senator, Arrested at Airport, Pleads Guilty

Published: August 28, 2007

WASHINGTON, Aug. 27 — Senator Larry E. Craig, Republican of Idaho, was arrested in June by an undercover police officer in a men’s bathroom at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, and pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in the case three weeks ago.

Mr. Craig, 62, was fined more than $500 and placed on unsupervised probation for a year. A 10-day jail sentence was suspended, according to a copy of a court document in the case. A second charge, interference with privacy, was dismissed.

According to a police report obtained by the Capitol Hill newspaper Roll Call, which disclosed the episode and the guilty plea Monday, a plainclothes police officer investigating complaints of sexual activity in the bathroom arrested the senator on June 11 after what the officer described as sexual advances made by Mr. Craig from an adjoining stall.

By Roll Call’s account, the officer said Mr. Craig had tapped his foot, in what the officer called a known signal to engage in lewd conduct, and had also brushed his foot against the investigator’s and waved his hand under the stall divider several times before the officer showed him his badge. After the arrest the senator denied any sexual intent, and in a statement issued Monday afternoon he attributed the matter to a misunderstanding.

“At the time of this incident, I complained to the police that they were misconstruing my actions,” Mr. Craig said in the statement. “I was not involved in any inappropriate conduct.

“I should have had the advice of counsel in resolving this matter. In hindsight, I should not have pled guilty. I was trying to handle this matter myself quickly and expeditiously.””

Who wants to bet me that he’ll try to say he just needed some toilet paper? Click the article title to read it all.

UPDATE:

—–Original Message—–

From: BreakingNews@MAIL.CNN.COM [mailto:BreakingNews@MAIL.CNN.COM]

Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2007 4:45 PM

To: TEXTBREAKINGNEWS@CNNIMAIL12.CNN.COM

Subject: CNN Breaking News

— Sen. Larry Craig, who was arrested on misdemeanor disorderly conduct in a bathroom, denies he is gay and accuses a newspaper of a witchhunt.

Responds one YoBimbo reader:

“I KNEW Roll Call had an agenda other than reporting on the goings-on of Capitol Hill! http://www.Rollcall.com

'I am not gay'

Senator arrested in bathroom: ‘I am not gay’

(This headline and photo from CNN cracked me up. LOL!)


When was the last time you checked in on fourfour?

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“I can’t wait until hipster fashion catches up to this shit — I salivate for the day when spandex onesies with suspenders are once again fashionable for men. In fact, I might get one this weekend to help kick that off.”


Creepy and Demented. Heh. ;)

YouTube – Put the Lotion In the Basket


Washington Glory

Washington Glory

rowr. Thanks, JENNY, for the lead on this. We heard about them, but forgot! (OMG. Does this mean we’ll have to forfeit our lesbian membership cards??)

They also have playing for them:

“Number 7 – Monica Abbott Pitcher B-T: L/L Tennessee

Hometown: Salinas , CA

Age: 21 How Acquired: 2007 Draft Pick   Monica Abbott was the first draft pick in Washington Glory history.  She will try out for the United States National team this summer.  One of the most accomplished pitchers in NCAA history, the graduate of the University of Tennessee holds NCAA career records in strikeouts (2,440), wins (189), shutouts (112), games pitched (253), games started (206) and innings pitched (1,448).  In her senior season, she led the Lady Vols to the NCAA Championship game by going 50-5, with a 0.68 ERA, and a NCAA record 724 strikeouts.  Additionally, Abbott threw 23 no-hitters and 6 perfect games.  She was named First Team All-American Pitcher of the Year all four seasons at Tennessee , a three-time Women’s College World Series First Team selection, and the 2007 USA Softball Collegiate Player of the Year. “

And, as JENNY helpfully pointed out on her site, the Washington Glory are playing TEAM CHINA tomorrow, Friday, Saturday and Sunday (June 14-17) and Venezuela the 20th through the 23rd. Check their schedule.They play at the George Mason University softball complex (which is pretty nice). Here are the directions.VIP tickets are $15, General Admission is $12.


For obvious reasons.

Courtney was giving me a hard time about having this on my iPod… But it brings back SUCH memories. Dear god.


Happy Birthday, Ellen!!

For your birthday, a post about Star Trek and Star Wars weddings…

Found on Mental_Floss:

 “Your Wedding: Star Trek or Star Wars?

Young ladies planning their wedding sometimes want to recreate a fairytale fantasy for the big event. Their fiances sometimes counter by arguing that any decent childhood fantasy would involve light sabers. So the science fiction wedding is becoming more common.

Eric and Juli had a Star Wars wedding that included a Darth Vader groom’s cake and an impromptu light saber battle!
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Matt Wiggens’ fiance said he could have Stormtrooper escorts from the 501st Legion at their wedding if he could get 10,000 people to join his FaceBook group. And they would use the Imperial March if he got 20,000. So far, he has over 14,000 members. The wedding isn’t until October, so the orchestra should go ahead and learn the tune.”
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And, I LOVED The comment about this photo:

Star Trek Wedding.jpg

“Sid Morrison Says:

The blonde chick in the Star Trek is seriously hot. Absolutely NO WAY any decent looking real bride would go along with such dorkiness as a Star Trek wedding. That pic is obviously a promo shot for the people selling the Star Trek wedding packages… she probably really works at the Hilton front desk or something. It’s funny that the groom in that picture looks like a real Trekkie geek, though — I guess it’s intended to appeal to male Trekkie fantasies of the ideal wedding: marry some hot chick dressed up like Yeoman Rand (minus the beehive!) in a Star Trek wedding! hah hah…

Miss Cellania Says:

Yeah, that one is a promo picture. I found a few pictures of real weddings at The Experience, but I didn’t want to use personal pictures unless they had a webpage or a story to link to.”


Speaking of Alanis, sort of.

As it often happens, I found this via Dooce.

Cover of Alanis Morisette’s You Oughta Know by Jonathan Coulton. In a weird way, it kind of reminds me of “I’m Not in Love” by 10cc. Anybody old enough to remember that?